lawn jockey in roses

Monrovian lawn jockeys are probably the only ones dressed up in this
scorching weather we've been having! When it gets to be too much I
take refuge in the Krikorian theater and watch movies, er, a movie.
Unfortunately, the heat brings out not only ennui, but tempers and
late night uglies. Just last week there was a mugging nearby, and
certain undesirables take advantage of open windows at night-
time. It is relatively safe here, but no place is perfect...